I’m going to preface this post by saying that I have never been pregnant, so I really have no room to talk.

But you bet your sweet ass that when I do (pigs will surely be flying), I will not be rocking any of these.

KK- what the hell?

This look is not good.

This look is good, if you’re trying to look like a chewy caramel bar. In bondage.

And the coup de gras- a Christmas ornament.

And the profile.

Gotta love that she still has cheekbones though.

Just do what any self- respecting prego would do- go to Gap Maternity.

or Pea in the Pod or whatever.

All images from UsMagazine.

CBO out.